Mind B L O GLING

Samantha: '89 New York native living in Tampa FL blah blah this is my blog & shit.
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powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIEโ€™S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

tastefullyoffensive:

My workout schedule. [extrafabulouscomics]

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like โ€œhaha grammar humorโ€ but then it was weird al and i,

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

brianbees:

A burger between 2 funnel cakes. One blunt and I will fuck this UP!!!๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

brianbees:

A burger between 2 funnel cakes. One blunt and I will fuck this UP!!!๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

July 08 @ 12:31
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splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when Iโ€™m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when Iโ€™m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

gotitforcheap:

"so what hair cut do you want today sir?""hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

gotitforcheap:

"so what hair cut do you want today sir?"
"hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

baby: m-m-m
me: mama ? :-)
baby: meet me in the fucking pit

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

Mario is a dick….

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

Mario is a dick….

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