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jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

com-humor:

Found a Pokémon Center!

com-humor:

Found a Pokémon Center!

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage


"They didn’t allow me to become a nurse because of my hijab. Thank you, I became a doctor instead" #BURN

"They didn’t allow me to become a nurse because of my hijab. Thank you, I became a doctor instead" #BURN

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

youngblackandvegan:

badbilliejean:

kingpinnn:

U.S. boxing legend Muhammad Ali (top) smiles as he stands behind his Daughter Laila Ali, after her super-middleweight fight against Asa Sandell of Sweden in Berlin December 17, 2005

youngblackandvegan:

badbilliejean:

kingpinnn:

U.S. boxing legend Muhammad Ali (top) smiles as he stands behind his Daughter Laila Ali, after her super-middleweight fight against Asa Sandell of Sweden in Berlin December 17, 2005

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

Idiots. This is a coke ring. 

the-sharpie-klepto:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

gaming-and-shit:

*restarts entire game*

cheshiresparadox:

That took an UNEXPECTED TURN WTF.

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